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What I feel like asking every customer at work

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:36:19 -0400

What I feel like asking every customer at work

the-absolute-funniest-posts: bricesander: Miley speaks for us...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:35:07 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bricesander: Miley speaks for us all.

bellecs: Blanche & Rose dirty dance. Oooh, this show.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:48:07 -0400

bellecs:

Blanche & Rose dirty dance.

Oooh, this show.

teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:47:41 -0400

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:14 -0400

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

thequeenofscream: beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:35:54 -0400

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

me: it’s a long story person: i have time!

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:34:45 -0400

me: it’s a long story

person: i have time!

the-absolute-funniest-posts: anacondom: this is sucriya. she...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:33:53 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

the-absolute-funniest-posts: mosoli: im still laughing at this

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:47 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:34 -0400

lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:21 -0400

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

sexpressly: nicholebell: vlcoholic: w0lf-sunset: violasian: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:10:37 -0400

sexpressly:

nicholebell:

vlcoholic:

w0lf-sunset:

violasian:

Book shelf slide.

+

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

splinter.

^ You don’t get splinters from finished wood hun.

well son, it all started when your mother liked my selfie

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:26:46 -0400

well son, it all started when your mother liked my selfie

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:26:27 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:24:37 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:21:45 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:28:01 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: sassytesseract: amavissem: ridge: l...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:18:26 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sassytesseract:

amavissem:

ridge:

lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

trying to laugh silently when people are sleeping DID.NOT.WORK.

JUST WATCH IT. WHATEVER YOU DO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT

but he’s actually a talented guy why is no one mentioning how gr9 he sounds rly

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:24:07 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:54:57 -0400

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

I can see them

I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

they are really bad singers and

I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING