That awkward moment when
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
chendelure: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least were running
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
-makemesmile: I’m just like:
That feeling of putting on clothes that just came... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
When a person is killed in a movie:
thetoplessliberationera: Gosh, that’s awful! When an animal is killed in a movie:
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
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