July 2012
When someone is wrong but they insist they're... →
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June 2012
We managed to foil our teacher's plans →
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People at school are all so serious and bitchy i'm...
You Say Tomato...
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…I say anal rape.
Don't get confused between my personality and my...
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
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possible side effects of this medicine include nausea drowsiness dizziness sore throat diarrhea loss of appetite flu-like symptoms dry mouth anxiety yellowing of the eyes or skin severe mood swings chest pain hallucinations memory loss trouble urinating worsening of depression and it can increase your risk of heart attack or cancer or even death but it will help with...
Thank You, Steve Jobs
epicwtfs:
There’s an app for that?
Before I Die
epicwtfs:
I bet it would look huge!
When I realize that I have five minutes longer to... →
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pickingsides:
It should be illegal for shirts to be over 20 dollars.
