When someone leaves you in charge
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
chicbeautifull: Because 69’s a mouthful. lol, this made me laugh.
Those days when you're not talking to someone who...
leilockheart: funniestposts: IN MY BEDROOM: IN BATHROOM: WITH MY FRIENDS: IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER: IN A PARTY: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts HAHAHAHA. Story of my life.
Do you ever feel like you aren't even friends with...
That awkward moment when you're trying to text...
fightyrdmns: And you’re like… CAN I HELP YOU?
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal...
When I hear someone say "Food".
leilockheart: funniestposts: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts Sorry for being such a glutton.
My mother asked if I was getting dressed today
My mom was gardening and this huge ass spider...
mooooocow: She spent five minutes running around outside screaming for my step dad and telling the spider to get off of her. I sat by one of our living room windows and watched.
Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
3$ for a pack of skittles my ass.
when a teacher grades your paper & writes a note...
bringmeadaytopiercethehorizon: “WTF DOES IT SAY?”
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...