
What I feel like asking every customer at work
Freedom From Reality

What I feel like asking every customer at work
bricesander: Miley speaks for us all.
Blanche & Rose dirty dance.
Oooh, this show.
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
(Source: the-truth-talks)

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away

im still laughing at this
